‘I want to learn the moonwalk’

Helen Walker takes on our weekly interview
Helen Walker takes on our weekly interview

POLE attack leader Helen Walker has dreams of keeping her feet on the ground after admitting a desire to learn the moonwalk.

It came out in our weekly interview, where we ask a member of the local community to answer our questions.

What’s your earliest memory?

Tripping over my step in my old house from the kitchen to the garden while carrying jelly for my third birthday and crying.

What do you wish they’d taught you at school, but didn’t?

How to be a millionaire by the time you are 20.

If you could pass one new law tomorrow, what would it be and why?

That could get me in to trouble - I think I will leave it.

You can invite three people - living or dead, from any period - round for dinner. Who are they and why?

Marilyn Monroe for her true beauty, Michael Jackson to teach me some moves and Gordon Ramsey because someone will need to cook while I am learning the moonwalk.

If you were stuck on Death Row, what would you pick for your final meal?

Easy – carbs, dairy and alcohol so chips, and cheese with special sauce, washed down with Martini and Toni.

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?

Be invisible - so I can spy on people and borrow money permanently from the rich.

What was the last little treat you bought for yourself, or someone else?

A designer pair of sunglasses for my mum’s birthday. Need to make the girl trendy.

What’s the most important lesson that life has taught you so far?

Never regret what choices you have made in the past because it makes the person who you are today.

If you could leap forward to the year 2050, what would you expect, or hope, to find there?

Hopefully still an Earth we can live on.

Favourite films of all time?

Sound of Music, Rocky and Free Willy because I had a crush on the boy for a while.

Favourite books of all time?

This is when I wish I read then I could sound very intelligent.

Favourite places to eat within 20 miles of Thame?

Cinnamon Leaf in Chinnor as it is the best Indian by far, Prezzo because I love their deals and The Thatch as it is just amazing.

What’s your best kept entertainment or social life secret, or guilty pleasure?

Neighbours is the best show ever.

Which person would you most like to meet and why?

Kelly Brook - she’s hot.

Always leave them laughing - so please tell us a joke

I’m only a comedian when I’ve had a drink sorry.