‘I don’t want Liverpool to win the league’

Jeanette Matelot Green
Jeanette Matelot Green
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THE possibility of Liverpool winning the Premier League again is top is topmost of the fears in this weeks interview.

Jeannette Matelot Green, who is Chair of the Thame Twinning Association, is a keen Everton fan and would hate for her rivals to reach 20 league titles.

Other answers include her love for Paris and her enjoyment of watching Thame United play.

What is your earliest memory?

Being given chewing gum in Paris just after the War – I was three.

What do you wish they’d taught you at school, but didn’t?

How to fill in an Income Tax Return.

Ignore what you’re doing now - if you could do any job in the world, what would it be and why?

Cricket commentator - the overseas venues are terrific, India, West Indies and South Africa.

Of all the places you’ve been in your life, which would you recommend to a stranger?

The Louvre Pyramid at 11pm – facing the Eiffel Tower which twinkles for five minutes.

If you could pass one new law tomorrow, what would it be and why?

An international law banning all nuclear weapons. And why? You know it makes sense.

If you were stuck on Death Row, what would you pick for your final meal?

Poached eggs on toast and champagne.

And if you could come up with famous last words in advance, what would you pick?

Am I dying or is this my birthday? The words of Lady Nancy Astor when she woke briefly during her last illness.

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?

I would want to be able to fly - no more searching for a parking place in the centre of Thame.

How do you relax?

Watching Thame United and then de-briefing in the bar.

What’s your greatest fear?

That Everton are relegated or Liverpool win the Premier League.

If you had to give up something tomorrow, what would you find it hardest to live without?

Playing the piano.

What’s the most important lesson that life has taught you so far?

That there is always another lesson to learn.

If you could leap forward to the year 2050, what would you expect, or hope, to find there?

The potholes in Thame have finally been filled in.

Your favourite films of all time?

West Side Story - can still watch it and enjoy the song and dance.

Websites you use the most?

www.adoptanescargot.com – A really fun website to help practice your French.

Your favourite places to eat within 20 miles of Thame?

The Charles Napier in Spriggs Alley and The Thatch in Thame.

Always leave them laughing - so please tell us a joke

The England World Cup Team will now be playing a match against Iceland. If that goes well, they will then play Tesco, Morrisons and Lidl.