‘I always go with my first instincts’

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The owner of Crendon Conservatories Andrew Warner is the latest person to answer our questions

What’s your earliest memory?

Learning to ride a bike found at the dump, but it only had one stabiliser.

What do you wish they’d taught you at school, but didn’t?

How to run a perfect business, how to have a perfect life.

Ignore what you’re doing now - if you could do any job in the world, what would it be and why?

A doctor, because I would have been good at it.

Of all the places you’ve been in your life, which would you recommend to a stranger?


If you could pass one new law tomorrow, what would it be and why?

Everybody has the opportunity to fulfil one wish (within reason).

If you were stuck on Death Row, what would you pick for your final meal?

Fillet steak.

And if you could write your own epitaph or come up with famous last words in advance, what would you pick?

I’m always right!

If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?

Invisibility, because I’m a man.

How do you relax?

On my boat.

What’s your greatest fear?

Not being successful.

What was the last little treat you bought for yourself, or someone else?

A boat.

If you had to give up something tomorrow, what would you find it hardest to live without?

My family.

What’s the most important lesson that life has taught you so far?

Always go with my first instinct.

If you could leap forward to the year 2050, what would you expect, or hope to find there?

Me on a bigger boat.

Websites you use/value the most?

Crendon Conservatories.co.uk , chinnor RFU.com, HamlettHaywood.co.uk/thame.

Favourite places to eat near Thame?

Mole & Chicken, The Thatch, Prezzo.

Have you got a favourite shop within 20 miles of Thame town centre?

Repertoire in Marlow, my sort of clothing.

Which person in the public eye would you most like to meet?

Any of the dragons, just to see if I am as good as I think I am.

What do you go out of your way to avoid?

Anything boring.

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