Captain of Chinnor Rugby Club Joe Winpenny steps into the spotlight
What’s your earliest memory?
When my Dad dressed up as Santa at my playschool to hand out the presents to the kids and when it was my turn to sit on his lap I cried and cried and cried.
What do you wish they’d taught you at school, but didn’t?
A few life skills.
If you could do any job in the world, what would it be and why?
Professional rugby player or a strength and conditioning coach.
Of all the places you’ve been in your life, which would you recommend to a stranger?
Malaysia or Indonesia, friendly people, picture postcard beaches, stunning islands and an abundance of sea life.
If you could pass one new law tomorrow, what would it be and why?
To take a harsher stance on anti-social behaviour.
You can invite any three people round for dinner. Who are they and why?
Henry the VIII, Dave Ghrol and Marilyn Monroe.
If you were stuck on Death Row, what would you pick for your final meal?
Bangers and mash.
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
The ability to fly.
How do you relax?
Socialising with friends or spending lazy Sundays with my fiancee.
What’s your greatest fear?
Being unable to have children.
Always leave them laughing - so please tell us a joke
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
If you could leap forward to the year 2050, what would you expect, or hope, to find there?
Flying cars and hover boards like in back to the future part two.
What do you go out of your way to avoid?